IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
why did egyptians shave their heads regularly
to be more pharohdynamic
actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs
no it was to be more pharohdynamic
Potoo and the descent into madness.
You wouldn’t think it to look at them, but they have a sweetly melancholic, bluesy call for attracting a mate that earns them the name Pour-me-one.
I doubt they’d even be allowed in a bar. They’d probably do something crazy like stab people with a bar stool because they remind him of his mother.
Um, “potoo” refers to an entire genus of birds (and family, by virtue of being the only ones left, the rest having presumably dropped dead of shame by proxy). While the common potoo’s song (linked in original post) is quite lovely, the great potoo’s can best be described as “WAAAAHHHH. WAAAAHHHH. WAAAAHHHHH.”
Also realmonstrosities are you reading my mind, I was JUST telling my aunt about this bird
Hahahahahaa! OK… so “WAAAAHHHH” sounds a lot more like they look.
And yes, I was just flicking through your mind a little. I’m afraid you left it on the bus.
The only potoo species I’ve ever heard had a call that sounded like “MOOOOOOUM”. Between this and the way they look with their eyes open I’m convinced these birds were designed by Allie Brosh.
I’m convinced these birds were designed by Allie Brosh.